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Do correctional facilities allow inmates conjugal visits with apple pies?


Ja, Apfelkuchen ist allowed in Deutschland, but not anywhere else in the world …except of course Amsterdam, that is.
In all other correctional facilities it is strictly classified as a dangerous contraband and will not be tolerated in some cases within several kilometers of the outer walls of a prison.
So…Why Germany, you may ask?
Because only in Germany are these delectable fruity pastry confections more or less made LOVE to, rather than simply eaten.
And rather passionately, I might add.
So, you see…to deny this sensual substance to German inmates would be tantamount to cruel and unusual punishment.
Denying conjugal apple pie visits in the German penal system…why, most of those poor, incarcerated German bastards would spontaneously combust…and nobody wants that on their consciences!

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4 Responses to “Do correctional facilities allow inmates conjugal visits with apple pies?”

  1. Only if they are fruit lovers.
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  2. slyintellectual on October 18th, 2009 at 3:15 am

    Certainly they do, but would the apple pies be safe around such horny people?
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  3. No but I believe they allow it with blueberries
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  4. Ja, Apfelkuchen ist allowed in Deutschland, but not anywhere else in the world …except of course Amsterdam, that is.
    In all other correctional facilities it is strictly classified as a dangerous contraband and will not be tolerated in some cases within several kilometers of the outer walls of a prison.
    So…Why Germany, you may ask?
    Because only in Germany are these delectable fruity pastry confections more or less made LOVE to, rather than simply eaten.
    And rather passionately, I might add.
    So, you see…to deny this sensual substance to German inmates would be tantamount to cruel and unusual punishment.
    Denying conjugal apple pie visits in the German penal system…why, most of those poor, incarcerated German bastards would spontaneously combust…and nobody wants that on their consciences!
    References :

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