Dog sniffing for cell phones in the IDOC (Indiana Dept. of Corrections)?

I read an article wherein it stated that cell phones are being smuggled into prison by way of body cavities. Just how small is that cell phone going to be, to fit into a body cavity. Which cavity do you think is getting the most action?

Good thing they didn’t think of that in the 80’s
Did you see those phones back then…….

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6 Responses to “Dog sniffing for cell phones in the IDOC (Indiana Dept. of Corrections)?”

BlueBelle Got Spanked by Fletch! on October 25th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

If it’s being smuggled in by former prisoners, that cavity can probably fit a cell phone. Just sayin.
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cel's giant beaver is fat on October 25th, 2009 at 11:15 pm

Whoa. Someone must have a pretty flappy vageen to cram a cell phone up there. I wonder if they smuggle in a Yellow Page phone book too.
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Angus Beefhart 2 on October 25th, 2009 at 11:52 pm

I’ve been in the IDOC. The guards bring them in. They just won’t admit it.
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~*Warlock*~ on October 26th, 2009 at 12:08 am

i used to work for the LDOC (louisiana dept. of correction)
and you would be suprised what all they tried to smuggle in
and were talking about men and wemon.
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Amy Feckalot on October 26th, 2009 at 12:54 am

if u have ever watched zoolander if the cellphone is that small i could hide it anywhere. it could possible get lost in a certain body cavity of mine
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Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp © on October 26th, 2009 at 1:30 am

Good thing they didn’t think of that in the 80’s
Did you see those phones back then…….
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